(Women to Dogs)
“Naturally, Transfun highly recommends that our first time users not drink samples around the holiday season, as ingesting large quantities of food after a recent change may result in a rebound change...”—Oft-overlooked guide included in Transfun purchases.
Tiffany sighed, looking around the table. She loved her family, she really did, but their Fourth of July dinner was the worst. She always was seated at the kids’ table, and even though tonight’s meal was just with her parents and sister’s family, they’d insisted on keeping up the tradition, letting her sit across from her niece.
THE SURVIVOR
Day 22
I'm going to die here. For three weeks now, I've tried to delude myself into believing rescue might arrive in time. With my luck, the distress beacon is inoperable anyway. Just like all the rest of our equipment.
Fortunately, this planet has breathable air; and the water is drinkable -- virtually sterile. As is this whole world not a single form of life.
The probe had told the truth about the planet being of a size with Earth; the temperature is about right. Even the air is only two percent off of Earth normal. The probe did not, however, enter the planet's gravity well. I guess it was smarter t
You Are Here
Where is here?
Well, obviously here isn't there so...
You must be somewhere else!
Do you want to get to there?
Then you must leave here to get to there
because here is not there.
Now, if on your way to there you accidentally end
up here -- then you have to leave here to get to there.
But what if you get lost going there?
If this should happen and you don't know where there is,
then stop and ask yourself: "Where am I?"
Your answer should be: "Iam here."
See? You were trying to get to where you already are...duh!
Now if you want to get back to here without
leaving there, then you must stay where you are.
Once you g